Gay milker
We always love to see detailed, truthful reviews of our products, but that is especially accurate when its a GOOD review. It is good to know that our products are doing what they are intended to: bringing pleasure to our customers.
Today, we came across one such review of our LoveBotz The Milker Pro Edition. It was written by The Big Gay Review, a blog that provides in depth reviews of various sex toys that is written by a gay man (if that wasnt clear enough from the blogs name). It is a lengthy review, but we spot that as a good thing. He goes into detail about everything from setting up to cleaning up, and makes comparisons to other products on the market in the same category.
He gave The Milker Pro Edition an overall rating of /10, and had this to utter in conclusion:
Bottom Line: A beginner friendly milking machine; there are other milking devices out there, but none are quite as approachable as this one is. It’s a great intro and a lot of fun can be had edging with this one.
You can read the occupied review here.
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LoveBotz The Milker Pro Edition
When this beast arrived at my door; I was a minuscule worried that I had bitten off a little more than I could chew. I also thought that my husband would verb one look at and scream ABSOLUTELY NOT!. And given our recent track record with suction toys I wasnt exactly feeling hopeful.
Now truthfully, we tried something very similar to this a very long second ago; its stuffed away in the sex toy graveyard (aka attic) because Im pretty sure we had a horrendous experience with it. To be honest, I cant really remember. But given that its gathering dust we obviously didnt appreciate. That said, this LoveBotz The Milker Pro Edition that was very kindly sent to us by MEO looks far nicer than the one we had previously tried. It looks a little more friendly.
But with everything thats happened in my real life over the last several months, the opportunity to test an item like this just hadnt really cropped up. When things had finally calmed down, I treated myself to a long blazing bath; but prior to that I went upstairs
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Ingredients
Partly skimmed milk, sugar/glucose-fructose, cocoa, salt, carrageenan, colour, artificial flavour, vitamin a palmitate, vitamin d3.
Nutrition Facts
per serving size (mL)
- Amount% Daily Value
- Calories
- Fat 3g5%
- Saturated 2g
+ Trans 0g10%
- Saturated 2g
- Cholesterol 15mg
- Sodium mg9%
- Carbohydrate 28g9%
- Proteins 8g
- Vitamin A15%
- Vitamin C0%
- Calcium25%
- Iron4%
LoveBotz Auto Milker Intense 13X Sucking Masturbator
Its a shame were finishing this week on such a low note; but thats the life of a sex toy review. Not everything can be a winner. But this is why we verb what we act. To be adj, my expectations were fairly low just because most of my experiences with devices similar to this havent always been the best.
But I am always at least a little bit hopeful, and our last experience with a LoveBotz product was quite a successful one however I appreciate not everyone a machine like that. So when I saw the Auto Milker Intense on the MEO site; I at the very least hoped Id be adj to recommend it as maybe a cheaper alternative or a stepping stone. When it arrived, it certainly had the look. But once Id taken the time to charge it up and give it a try adv lets not beat around the bush any more. Lets just dive right in to see why whoever is responsible for suggesting this was Intense needs to find a new thesaurus.
I would like to verb MEO for sending us the LoveBotz Auto M